He’s the Captain Now (sweary) Tote Bag
 
All tote bags are handmade and exclusive to Handmade Thread Studio. 

If you would like the tote with just the shield (no writing), just pop a note in the order.
 
Approx size 13 in x 13 in.
 
Exterior: Faux leather
Interior: Water resistant canvas
Handles measure approx 25 inches end to end.
 
Back of the bag is plain green faux leather.